Funny hetalia cosplay: (APH) Australia’s tourist warning

seriouslysiri:

castellaninthetardis:

#one of these days you are going to get yourself killed

that tag

mochacafe:

via cinnahearts

shithappens08:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

When I’m an adult and have kids I will make/buy this and then ask my kids if they want some:

They’ll be all

“Um, no thanks.”

And I’m like “Are you sure?”

“Yup.”

“Positive?”

“Yes, mom.”

“Okay, then me and your father will eat it.”

And they’re all

Until I cut it , then they’re all

“Oh, now you want some, right? Too bad.”

PARENTING, YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.

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ffoodd:

Taffy (by erp-D5000)

mochacafe:

via ohsopictures

shelbicarp:

incendiarism:

mermaidfuckyeahmotherfucker:

basstrings:

toplaughingalonewithdonuts:

escopeta:

“She stood in utter stillness.”

Well I tend to space out a lot that it would seem that way to passerby.

“He slipped between the tree trunks, then turned to see if he was being pursued.”

yes I’m reading Eragon, help I’ve lost all reason

but idk I guess in a way I’m running from some things!

i was going to do this but then i looked and the book is literally called ‘dirty white boys’ and they’re talking in hickish accents.

ironically written by stephen hunter. what kind of name is that?

anyway, let me grab a better book.

actually, screw it — only books around here are that and the others she got from the library, it’s not even worth quoting something from.

 alright, lovecraft’s crawling chaos compilation
lands in his story, herbert west - reanimator

“The negro had been knocked out, and a moment’s examination showed us that he would permanently remain so.”

i

SHANNAN.

Oh and uh.  City of Bones by Cassandra Clare (i read the best, most trashy fiction).

“She sagged against the desk.”

…Hmmm…

“The Rising nobility acted as Patrons for an inspired generation of artists, including Michelangelo, Raphael, da Vinci, and other geniuses who forever revolutionized architecture, painting and sculpture”

Had to skip to page 74 since 73 was just conceptual art.

…./coughs.

The book is the Assassins Creed Encyclopedia…. /coughs.

‘The ground was wet and spongy, saturated with water, mud and something else.’

-Iron Knight by JulieKagawa

Um… not sure what to make of this >~<

fuckyeahlaughters:

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m4yuge:

himapapaftw:

avenue-maiden:

zetterbergs:

thedisneyprincessofasgard:

dohimdraco:

lolabetic:

I. AM. SCREAMING.

I HAVE FINALLY SEEN IT

OH SWEET JESUS

I HAVE NO REGRETS ABOUT HAVING THIS ON MY BLOG

NEITHER DO I

DEAR LORD

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

i will never understand this

perfect children

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